It All Comes Back In Flashes

Hey. I'm Lauren and I'm 16. I also live in the UK. I guess that's all you really need to know? Oh and always be nice to people.... and if you can't just use sarcasm to confuse them.







never not reblog Scarlett calling idiots out on their bullshit


and the shitty part is that once scarlett called them out on their fucking bullshit, she automatically became coined a bitch. a bitch. for being brave enough to publicly tell them what was so annoying about a still continuing problem for women in media

"You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts.” - scarlett johansson

god i feel horrible for her. i feel horrible for every single woman in this world. and it was to the point where she decided to get breast reduction surgery for her to be taken more seriously as an actress. what the hell is wrong with everybody

and i never, ever understood the hate towards anne hathaway. new york times magazine stated “Anne Hathaway practically demands that we love her.” fucking wrong. anne never gave a shit about looking stuck up when she was out there on stage, preaching for gay rights and how wrong it is for men to constantly sexualize and put down women in the media in every single interview where a man asked the bullshit question “what diet plan did you use for your role in les mis, i bet every single girl wants to know”. she knew a backlash would come from for being so strong and forceful with her retortive statements, but they saved the people that mattered.

and another point. kristen stewart. why in the hell do people hate kristen stewart as a person. women today are expected to act pretty. nice. be respectful 24/7, never argue back, smile pretty, be a lady. don’t make rash, argumentative statements, because if you do, you are not a lady. this is a message our society tries to suffocate women with. kristen stewart will not smile for you, or act like a fuckin lady for you, because that is not her character

yet people hate her because she decides to be herself. “god kristen, you gotta smile some more, talk more ladylike”

what in the fuck for? absolutely nobody knows kristen stewart’s personality. she’s a private person. but just because she refuses to lie through her teeth to seem like a respectable, golden lady of hollywood, she’s considered a bitch. “do this or that because if you don’t you aint a lady” god fuckin damn all of you

all the wrong actresses are getting the hate. you know what really pisses me off are the actresses that just drift on by, answering all an interviewer’s fuckin condescending questions because they’re too afraid to say anything else. just walk nice, smile and say all of those stupid, feminine things you can say in order to get the most fans. at least that’s what their publicists are making them do

its really early in the morning and i cant think straight so if my rant seems messy im sorry


I can’t not reblog Scarlett Johanson. 

"I didn’t ask you what kind?"

I feel like she needs to have a box of cookies on her at all times, so she can hand them out at times like this.

Poison cookies.

(Source: alianovnataliasoldblog, via oh-schnap)



the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

well it hit 300k i’m not sure whether to laugh or just fall down and cry 

he’s dating my friend now 

thanks to this incident my friend got laid 

not me

(via orgasmic-humor)

Everlark + saying each other’s names [2/2]

(via odairose)

me in the hunger games

  • me: run run run run run shit run run knife shiny knife run run trees
  • me: okay safe SHIT SPEAR *grapevines into the bushes*
  • me: i need the toilet
  • me: there is no toilet
  • me: do you expect me to shit on the ground
  • me: *holds hands up expectantly* toilet
  • me: I'm hungry
  • me: IM HUNGRY
  • me: *holds hands up expectantly* food
  • me: ... water?
  • me: *sings* all the mothers in the club say EEEYUP
  • me: *uses knife to draw a penis on a tree*
  • me: *waits*
  • me: omg
  • me: there's only two people left
  • me: omg
  • me: *trips and sticks knife into other tributes eyes*
  • me: sorry
  • me: wait